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A class of 2025 tradition where high schooler, Christopher Wyman, was drawn in a variety of artstyles each day. Alongside this, these drawings were accompanied by a 100% true caption such as, "Chris admitted he eats while pooping!" These images are compiled on a Instagram account by the same name.
Have you seen the Daily Wyman? It looks just like him!
I don't have access to the analytics but
Hym "I know I have a daily viewership of highly motivated international fans that have changed their lives in accordance with my propositional ethic. So... Let's take a look at the analytics. Put your cards on the table fuck-face. What's my score?"
Commonly referred as TDO, it is a highly underappreciated and undertrafficked brony news site. If one were to join their Skype newsroom, it has been said that Enlightenment is guaranteed. Those who ever associate with said newsroom members have exhibited signs of extreme ecstasy, either foaming at the mouth with a large boner, or simply ejaculating on the spot.
The origins of the site and news team has been tracked to Ponychan's /oat/ board, but it is still unknown as to where they actually came from.
Nicholas Cage: So, I was on the set of National Treasure 21: The Eagle's Asshole of Gold, when I came across this site. . . .
Morgan Freeman: Oh? And what, pray tell, was that site?
Nicholas Cage: It is not exactly known to the world, but—
2 Chainz: Yo dawgs, what's up?
Morgan Freeman: Mr. 2 Chainz, my friend! Please, have a seat. Nick here was just telling me about this site.
2 Chainz: Do it have kick ass beats on it?
Nicholas Cage: No, but I have never been more happy in my life. The name of the site is The Daily Oat, and it does brony news. But here is where things get interesting . . .
<Conversation Redacted Due To Unimaginable Amounts Of Semen>
The most famous news source in the CL Empire, made in Neon.
Neon Daily has my trust.
To be purposefully misquoted for more laughs
Verb, Stop daily mailing me, now everyone thinks I have a clown fetish, I just said they were funny sometimes.