Pretty much the coolest dude alive; the big man up stairs can't even get over how awesome Dalton Lugo is.
Girl 1: Damn, have you seen that Dalton Lugo kid in english class?
Girl 2: Cheah, man dat nig is hella hott, i want a piece of dat.
Girl 1: Hoe, you can't take the man i be lookin at.
The quarter Back for the Bengals that’s leading his team to be compared to The Dolphins.
Idiot Friend : Andy Dalton is the Best QB in the league , he should be compared to Vick
Funny friend : Omg I’m so sorry I didn’t know you were demented
Dalton is The one perfect for Jennifer. They are meant to be in so many ways. He such a sweet guy and they deserve eachother.
Dalton Perry is such a nice guy. And meant for Jennifer.
when you eat a giant disk of molten steel and fucking die
"what happened to luke?"
"he ate the dalton hamburger and fucking died"