rage date

A planned outing by 2 persons of opposite gender with the sole (stated) purpose of getting ridiculously drunk. May be used as a convenient, non-awkward gateway to a casual hookup between the 2.

Bro 1: Dude, we're gonna watch the game later, you down?
Bro 2: I would but I got a rage date with Amanda
Bro 1: A date? Ha, you don't date, you hook up
Bro 2: No, a *rage* date. We're just gonna get fuckin smashed. Don't wait up

hot date

A date with a high likelihood that it will end in sex.

Guy: I got a hot date with Tina tonight. I better bring a few condoms along.

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dating sites

Bunch of cat fishing cucks

Dude1-I got cat fished on so many fucking dating sites.
Dude2-Same.

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nap date

A date in which you do nothing except chill or take a nap together. When parents spend time together while baby takes a nap.

Bob and I had a nap date when baby slept for 3-hours Sunday afternoon.

I packed a blanket and a picnic basket for our nap date at Washington Park.

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Date or Mate

Date or Mate is a common shithead disease, widely spread between gay Instagram stories.

Omg Karen put date or mate on your story

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Hero Dating

A guy who dates girls with broken pasts in an attempt to 'rescue' them.

I tried to ignore her baggage and give her chance to change, but she kept going psycho on me. I hung up my cape after the last instance of hero dating.

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friend date

a situation in which two friends* partake in activities (such as movies, coffee, walk on the beach) that have the appearance of a regular date, but have no romantic intentions.

* the two friends are of the opposite sex, unless one or both are homosexual

Joe and Anna went on a friend date to Grant Park.

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