milkmaids delight

the same thing as a tite fuck type in tite fucking for the real defintion

" milkmaids delight brings joy to millions"

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chicken delight

Delivering oneself to anothers house too readily for nookie

Don't cook tonight call chicken delight

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AFTERNOON DELIGHT

The wiff your co-worker taking a S#*T everyday after lunch.

Don't yawn whilst passing the restroom unless you want an afternoon delight.

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Turkish Delight

Often abbreviated to simply "Turkish"

adj. Rubbish, useless, worthless.
n. Excrement

From rhyming slang: Turkish Delight=Shite

see also pony barry white brad pitt eartha kitt et al

"I never drink in the Western, the beer's turkish delight"

"Pass me a copy of Razzle and the bong, Angelina, I'm off for a turkish, might be a while."

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vegetarian delight

A series of acts that loosen up an ass-shy woman for the vibrating vagina. Listed in order the acts are: 1) a hot bath, 2) blindfolding, 3) tossed salad, 4) anal rim job with a vibrating Easter egg.

Cathy wouldn't have any part of the vibrating vagina until I gave her a little vegetarian delight.

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Zimbabwe’s delights

Nonexistent food.
When there’s nothing to eat for dinner

Eat your food Timmy, you know the children in Africa are only eating Zimbabwe’s delights

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Queer's Delight

Queers Delight; is a tasty hangover breakfast, consisting of a single, toasted sourdough bread as the base, topped with scrambled eggs, Velveeta cheese, bacon, tomato slice & green onions.

After a night of heavy vodka consumption, Jim made Queer's Delight for breakfast.

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