fatkins diet

An all carb diet consisting of supersized soft drinks and generous helpings of devilish desserts so mouth watering it would make your ass grow just by looking at them.

The fat chick that just walked out of Mcdonalds with a large coke and 4 apple pies must be trying out the fatkins diet! I bet she got some birthday cake waiting for her at home too lawl!

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crash diet

a good way to gain weight

look at me,im on a crash diet,im losing muscle mass,my metabolism is slow as hell,im smaller but i still have the same body fat,and everything i eat is stored as fat,YAY!!!

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atkins diet

an illogical diet that says eating lots of fat and protein will make you lose weight, when it actually just gets your arteries clogged and makes you constipated. It's actually better to have carbs

i'm having a quadruple bypass surgery and i haven't taken a shit in a week

it's because of that damn atkins diet

no! it's because of the piece of bread i ate last night!

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Vagitarian Diet

A vagitarian approach ot dieting is a positive move toward a more compassionate and cleaner world and a world of improved personal health.

There are lots of options for going vagitarian. Look around. The choices you find will be varied, healthy and delicious

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Gamer Diet

A diet consisting of nothing but snack foods, like potato chips or trail mix, and soda or energy drinks. Usually for long or extended periods of gaming such as online tounaments.

John just bought that new Modern Warfare game and decided to go on a Gamer Diet, I havent seen him in a week.

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california diet

a diet consisting of coffee and cigarettes (usually marlboro 27's or marlboro 72 menthols). CA dieters are usually found to be wearing black jeans and have good hair.

I lost 5 pounds last week, been on that 24 hour california diet.

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White diet

Using cocaine or methamphetamine's in a manner that allows for extreme weight-loss

She looks like skin and bones, you know she's on that white diet, right?

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