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When you jerk off with the barbecue sauce
Rob wing dinged himself last night and now has tennis elbow.
A dumbass. Originates from referring to one through use of the male genitalia.
You dang ding dong, what the hell were you thinking?
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the most beautiful boy ever. sweetest and kind, has a great sense of humour, and will lure u deep into his glossy eyes.
"whats ur name?"
"ding xiang"
*in love*
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A series of guitar chords..made popular by the great John Williamson
There is also a slight variation: RING-A-DANG
John Williamson:
"He was mortified...
RING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG
And we all regret..
RING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG
That we left his balls...
RING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG
With the family vet...
RING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG"
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When, on the road, the car you are trying to pass accelerates to match your speed only to slow down after you abandon the attempt and pull back behind them.
When I saw that the driver in my rearview mirror was texting, I felt it my duty to ding-a-long him when he tried to pass.
Yes officer, I was doing 80 in a school zone, but it was only to pass that ding-a-long in the F-150!
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1. the begining to ding-a-ling-a-ling-a- ding-a-ling-a-ding-dang-dong-a-wong-a-
dong-dong-a-wing-a-wang-a-wong-dong-
chong-a-long-a-doo-a-boo-a-doo-a-boo-la-doo-la-coo-la-woo-la-wang-a-wong-a-bong-a-long-dong-a-shlong-a.
kris, get your ding-a-ling-a off my ding-a-dong-chong.
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What you say when you see a good looking bloke/woman
Ding Dong, he's a bit of alright
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