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A girl is giving a guy head and the guy blows his load right in her mouth.. After that hit that bitch in the back of the head causing her to choke on the nut and shoot it out of her nose.
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someone that has been secluded from others or put away for a very long time, once released they are in rare form, better than they were before.
"I'm starting to feel like a Dungeon dragon. "
She been caged away like a Dungeon dragon and came back in beast mode!
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Surgery reversing circumcision reattaching the foreskin through a delicate process involving the skillful hand of a Jewish surgeon. The process can only be completed if the foreskin has been saved since conception. No skin graphs are allowed you sick fucks. The surgery is completed with the blessing of the god parents soothingly stroking the foreskin till it regains proper circulation.
Jake was at the local barber shop when he over heard a conversation among his local dirty compadres. He was curious to as what was adrift. They responded "ese nostros cappin los dragons." Jake thought to himself the dirty Mexicans are catching dragons in glad wear? (I'd use hispanic but Im a racist.) He was quickly filled in and left with an enthusiastic smile of optimism.... Cappin the dragon!
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A type of dildo that will shred your ass hole into oblivion if you're into that, especially if you have a reptilian fetish.
"That dragon dildo tore up my ass so good." Girl 1
"Can I borrow it for a day?" Man 1
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A slang term for a bald chick. Originated from a Marvel comic book heroine by the same name.
That girl is 40DD-22-36. Who gives a shit if she's a moon dragon?
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the act of jumping at your partner and landing it in their vagina
JJ: "I tried to do a flying dragon, but missed cause my dick is small
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An Alcoholic/Canibanoic drink made from soaking weed in an alcoholic beverage.
Desired affects increase with increased curing time and using a beverage high in poly-unsaturated fats and alcohol. The high poly-unsaturated fat count allowing for more THC to dissolve into the drink...use Malt Liquor, guys.
The leftover marijuana can be used for making hashish.
Green Dragon will fuck your shit up and it's handy!
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