Drunken Tarzan is a sexual position where you invite someone back to your house and they watch you get a hand job while making direct eye contact.
Watching Bob get a drunken tarzan was the longest 2 minutes of my life.
when your very drunk and is mess to everyone
Fozzy is a drunken mess
When you are a complete mess while you are drunk
Fozzy is a drunken mess
This is when someone gets so drunk they fall over in the middle of the road with his pants down and starts masturbating at taxi drivers.
I was that hammered last night I did a drunken rob
The drunken fist is a technique Someone intoxicated would use during intercourse,
First you get intoxicated, find a hoe, then after climax you quickly shove your fist into her vagina elbow deep and yell “AAAAHHHHHHHH” as loud as possible.
“Bro do you remember last night”
“Nah bro should I?”
“Bro the chick you were banging said you did a drunken fist and she wants ur number”
1. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is a nickname given to a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historicall, racial or political topics with little or no accuracy.
2. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is also a drinking game centered around a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historical, racial or political topic with little or no accuracy, wherein the witnesses of said ramblings drink every time the aforementioned makes an inaccurate remark.
Tell the bartender we need another round, the Drunken Social Studies Teacher at the end of the bar is at it again!
The result of a homeless man masturbating on the back of a holiday home owners back as they tan by their pool.
Alex woke up with drunken seagull vomit on his back