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A siren’s call to specific action. A distant whisper song that one can hear on a typical fog mist morning drive, traveling through twisty and mangle-branched woods of New England— calling you to Dunkin for coffee.
It wasn’t a typical need for coffee this morning. I had the full experience of a New England Dunkin’ Run. I felt that intoxicating lure to the glowing Dunkin’ sign peaking through the grey and pulling us to the black nectar; an elixir of sweetness and cream, welcoming but disguising the sensual bitter bite of darkness. A potion that provides all New England life energy. We wait in single-file until finally we are able to procure the cure to Mondays; holding that power in our own hands. Our pulses quicken as we accept the gift despite the cost. Euphoria washes over us as we sip mana. Our senses become sharp. Our eyes and minds focus. We are on fire. We are wicked prepared and our work days begin.
When you eat food at Dunkin Donuts and you have diarrhea after you eat the food there.
Rodridgo and Stephanie had the Dunkin Donuts Diarrhea today and they were shitting for 45 minutes straight in the Dunkin Donuts bathrooms and made a huge ass mess all over the toilet with diarrhea all over the bathroom stall. All of the employees had to clean their mess up and Rodridgo and Stephanie went to Walgreens to buy Pepto Bismol because their diarrhea was severe and they both went home smelling like gorilla shit and they had to take 3 hour showers.
The best coffee place to ever exist. The coffee is very good, and although the donuts aren’t always the best, most of the other products are actually good!
#DunkinForLife
Amigo 1: Man, I need to get some coffee this morning!
Amigo 2: Well, how about Starbucks?
Amigo 1: Nah, fuck Starbucks, let’s go to Dunkin’ instead! The coffee at Starbucks is way too goddamn strong…
Amigo 2: You know what, you’re right? Let’s go to Dunkin’!
The act of receiving a blumpkin while in a Dunkin' Donuts Franchise.
Friend#1: "Dude, I heard that Jim was at Dunkin Donuts the other day and had to shit. After he went in some slut followed him and gave him a blumpkin in there"!
Friend#2: "Yeah dude, I was there! He totally got a Dunkin' Blumpkin".
When you are getting head while you take a shit on the toilet your nuts get warm from the saliva and hang mighty close to the water any sudden movement can can cause a dunkin blumpkin ( freshly dunked nuts)which becomes more common as we get older.
your honor in my defense, I couldn't get oral sex at home while blasting a dookie, a public bathroom was my only other option. For I have recently been the victim of a dunkin blumpkin
In reference to skinny dipping when a big person swims naked
My over weight friend went Big Dunkin at the beach and everyone went wild!