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When the man cums in the womens nose and it runs out the other nostril.
"When she said she wanted a nosejob I gave her a dutch nosebleed"
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A beautiful set of usually young, suple breasts normally found in C-cup range, where by their shape
(slightly sloped to the nipple) top side and heavy plumply curved underside resemble the front of a "Dutch Shoe" or wooden clog. Best viewable from side boob or profile angle.
Wow that chick had a nice set of "dutch shoes"
Heidi Klums tits. (Probably now, a younger Heidi Klums tits)
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A person who takes your things from you and never returns them.
That Jake Persoon is such a dutch borrower, I let him use my netflix account, but he still hasn't paid me the 15 dollars he owes me for it.
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A variation of the traditional american hamburger sold throughout the world, mainly in remote areas. A meat patty containing an assortment of meats, animal products, cheeses, vegetables, and pretty much anything a person couldn't sell or bring themself to throw away enclosed in a bun.
We come all the way to Africa and you order a Dutch Burger?!
Don't throw those chicken knuckles in the garbage...we use those in the Dutch Burger.
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The carefully planned act of deceptive arson of one's own personal property to bring about an insurance claim.
Joe: 'Dan, Johann's old dilapidated house burned down last night. He always wanted to build a new house.'
Dan: 'It must have been struck by Dutch Lightning then.'
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Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let her enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.
Jonas nearly crapped his Underoos preparing a Dutch Oven for his special lady!
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A temporary psychotic state of mindless agression. Named for "Dirty" Dutch Coldrell who killed 19 men (including his friend "Cool Hand" McCabe) and wounded 79 others during a 27 hour berserk rage during the Great Outdoor Fight of 1877.
In an interview afterward, Coldrell described his Fugue as, "standin' outside your own body, watchin'. You know you should care... should be down there, but it all seems so terrible... it all seems so wrong... that all you can do is watch from afar while your body takes care a'business. Part of me was horrified that I couldn't seem to control myself. But part a'me wishes I'd never come back, neither."
(pronounciation is identical to the musical term of the same spelling. or 'fju-g')
Bobby went into a Dutch Fugue during his 'Airing Of Grievences' at his family's Festivus dinner and killed both of his parents and three siblings before county Sheriffs were able to neutralize him.
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