Best sister ever

Carly Ciancetta

Carly Ciancetta is the best sister ever.

Worst joke ever

Simply ,any joke that joseph merheb once said

Can't count them, all merheb's jokes are the worst joke ever

worst state ever

Alabama.

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Alabama.
Person 1: That's the worst state ever.

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The cutest thing ever

W. Pressley is the cutest thing on the planet. That's my baby!!!

He's the cutest thing ever.

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Best Person Ever

Just the absolute best person ever to exist. Ever.

Claudia: "Who is the Best Person ever?"
Everyone else: "You, duh."

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gayest thing ever

when something's really gay. Usually addressed by a straight person.

""dude that's the gayest thing ever" -MIKE

"idgaf" -DUDE THUGGY FRESH

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The best song ever

The best song ever is the "chik-i chi-ka" song that was featured in every 80s movie ever made.

Man 1:"Did you hear that chik-i chi-ka song that was in Ferris Bueller's Day Off?"
Man 2:"I'm so sick of that stupid fucking song, it sucks!"
Man 1:"yea, I guess you're right, that song does suck."

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