Cum eagle

As you are doing a girl doggy style and right when you are about to cum, you tape your crotch to her ass, stand straight and open your arms saying a different girls name. As you are cumming in her, start singing the USA anthem and hold as long as you can before she gives up and starts aswell.

Yesterday, i tried the cum eagle with my girlfriend. Even her parents started to singing. So patriotic!!!

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eagle one

the Secret Service 'call sign' for the vehicle carrying the President of the United States. Generally cars/limo as helicopters or aeroplanes have their own 'call sign'.

"eagle one is five minutes away"

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Eagle's Breakfast

A shit and a look around.

Camper 1 (in tent): "Phil, you up?"

Camper 2 (outside tent): "Yup. Having an eagle's breakfast."

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Creaming Eagles

1. a secret brotherhood of men and women set to destroy the life of another, while also exponentially increasing the sexual pleasure said target recieves

2. The call of a creaming eagle is akin to the sound a dying pterodactyl would make if it was being killed by an eagle, and only a creaming eagle can make this noise.

Me: Zach, have you finished the "tryouts" for our friend Billy?
Zach: Well I would, but my dick is kinda sore...
Me: Fine! well i'm gonna go throw a sharpie into his laundry.
Zach: Now there's the Creaming Eagles spirit! later I'll set his alarm ahead two hours...
both: Pee-yowwahhhh-ah-ahhhahhwahhh!!!!

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war eagle

A battle cry most often heard during the fall Football season where it strikes fear into the hearts of any football team unfortunate enough to be against the Auburn Tigers.

"War Eagle fly down the field"

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screaming eagle

A sexual act that involves a man having intercourse with a girl doggy style, and right before he climaxes he grabs both the girl's arms and holds them behind her back and he inserts his penis forcefully into her anus, and releasing her arms. This makes the girl scream and flap her arms like an eagle.

Did you hear that scream last night? I'm guessing Charlie gave Jessica the ol' screaming eagle."

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american eagle

Only THE coolest store you can go to in the mall. Not only does it sell quality clothes at a reasonable price! You can get jeans there for $29.95... that's a decent price for name brand jeans..

Mollie: OMG Ashley, I just got a pair of jeans for $25! How awesome!
Ashley: Why didn't you get me a pair?

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