nigga ears

A figure of speech saying that you have ears that mainly listens to hip-hop music, old school R&B, today's R&B, rap, soul, etc., especially if you're not black.

I'm proud of having nigga ears.

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Ear gauging

Stupid ring things that expand the ear lobes in an attempt to make someone look badass, but in reality, fail miserably only to look like a douchebag.

Person 1 - "Hey, guys, I got my ears gauged!"
Persons 1-any - "Shut up douchebag. No cool person likes ear gauging."

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ear sight

A dumb way to say hearing.

Mom: The dogs are starting to go deaf. They are losing their ear sight.

Son: Ear sight?

Mom: What did I say? How do you say it?

Son: uhh..Hearing?

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ear rape

Forcefully shoving unwanted information into someones ear hole.

Definition according to Ron White's comedy album "You Cant Fix Stupid."

Ron White: "This guy told me his entire life story... against my will. This guy raped my ears."

That is an example of ear rape.

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ear rape

whenever you are talking on the phone with someone and all of a sudden you hear a noise or bad feedback from the other line.
Or even if the person you're talking to you has an unpleasant voice or singing voice.

"OUCH! What was that?!
Oh sorry. I just ear raped you."

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ear worm

A song or tune that gets stuck it your head, ironically one you most likely hate.

(Vanilla Ice's Ice Ice Baby comes on)

Oh for the love of all that is good and pure turn it off!!!

*Ice is back with a brand new invention*

Make it stop, make it stop!!

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Ball Ears

Word is derived from a strange kid who has balls growing out of his ears.

-noun:

1. Some one who throws a hilarious tantrum because they cannot handle the fact that they fail at life.

2. Some one who takes a sharpie and draws on other people because they want an excuse to touch them.

3. Some one who constantly practices solving his rubik's cube so that they may hopefully one day get a friend.

4. Some one who will settle for a person of the same sex because they know that no person of the opposite gender will ever want them

different forms of the word: ball eared (verb), ball ear (if they have one ball on their ear)

Noun:
Person 1: Did you see that kid playing with his rubiks cube during lunch?
Person 2: Yeah. He's such a ball ears.

Verb:
Person 1: Dude!!! That loser drew on me in Algebra today!
Person 2: Oh dang! Sounds like you got ball eared.

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