Eat a Richard

Understanding that dick is short for Richard. Eat a Richard means eat a dick, because Richard is long for dick.

With all due respect eat a Richard and wash it down with a protein shake.

Holiday Eating

The excuse to eat anything and everything insite between Thanksgiving and Christmas/New Year's.

"I gained about 10 pounds from all of the Holiday Eating this year."

kamikaze eating

To eat yourself into a coma at a crappy cheap buffet and telling everyone it's the best place ever.

I just saw that fats on his way to the old country buffet for some kamikaze eating!

eating bananas

2 dudes deep throating each other at the same time in the 69 position.

Guy #1: What are you doing this weekend?
Chuck: Staying most of weekend in CLE with Rich
Guy #1: Are you guys gonna get a hotel? And make a video together?
Chuck: Yup. Eating Bananas

eating pussy

To have oral sex with a woman. Also known as cunnilingus. The eater can be either male or female, but the eatee must be a female, or some other cunted creature. Eating the pussy may involve licking, sucking, blowing, kissing or other similar action to the labia minora and clitoris. This activity could preceed or follow normal dick-to-twat action.

I called Duane, but he was busy eating pussy and said he'd call back later.

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eat up

To overwhelm someone with loving, but non-sexual, affection. The feeling you get when a little baby/adorable female does the cutest thing and you just want to pick him/her up and squeeze, cuddle, pinch cheeks, etc.

Courtney looked so adorable sitting in the fountain, soaked and upset with me cause I pushed her in, I jumped in and ate her up.

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Eating Box

When you are performing rigorous cunnilingus on a female with a shaved vaginal region. Often accompanied by about a .14 BAC and a towel to dry your mouth afterwards. Also: See Blackbox munching.

"So many hoes in this jaunt right now wearing skin-tight dresses. I'm definitely going to be eating box tonight."

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