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To widen your dickhole, then use your cock like a vacuum and suck the cum back into your balls.
Woman: “Oh my god?! I told you I wasn’t safe today!”
Badass dude: “It’s okay baby I work at planned parenthood, I can just un-ejaculate.”
The term you use after cumming and then leaving your sexual partner without returning the favor. Otherwise known as "the tug 'n plug" "the squeeze 'n leave" "the cum 'n go"
"Hey girl what happened with you and Ryan last night? Did you guys get it on?"
"I had a great time! I kinda pulled the ol' ejaculate 'n evacuate move though. I didn't really feel like returning the favor"
As a man is about to cum in/on the girl's vagina/mouth/tits, he screams out the intro to the circle of life from the lion king i.e. AHHHHHHHHSEVEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dude I did the ejaculation of life last night on my girlfriend, she gagged for it
when someone ejaculates while screaming.
Mikey Hodgkinson wildly ejaculated while playing rocket league