A type of person to hit on 13 year old girls who play volleyball. Usually has abnormally large square glasses resembling the old man from "Up" . Uses cringey emojis when texting. Very cringey and thirsty.
"NUMBER 4 IS SO HOTTTTT"
"elijah wtf"
"😂🔥😎"
gay asf and gets bullied alot online
elijah ranes is a person who gets bullied alot
A big dick foreman who beats unruly employees with his even bigger weed wacker.
That foreman is such a Elijah J
Eli, also short for Elijah is the type of guy to make you laugh, and feel like a straight up princess 👸🏻 If you ever meet and Elijah do not let him go, you won’t realize how truly amazing he is until you lose him. Elijah hits straight greeners when smoking and will out smoke you any day
Person 1: hey Elijah (b0y)
Person 2: hey man, wanna hit a toke?
An athletic beast whom which the ladies get overly thirsty for and depend on his massive load of spunk to make them happy
I want an Elijah Clark ever so badly right now
"Do you have a Elijah Fish"
"No but I do have a dead child"
"Ha loser"
"😭"
"😂👉"