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What the French call a French kiss.
Mon dieu! Deed you see zat? Ee just English kissed eez secretary weez eez toungue.
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Damn i was getting fucked up off that old english.
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every english person is different, whether they're arrogant arseholes or good- hearted people. They're not smug or full of themselves, just proud to be part of a nation that has made a contribution (be it good or bad) to the world.
the weather kind of sucks and no don't hate all americans just pathetic ones who think they own the world and everything in it. I AM NOT SAYING THAT THAT IS EVERY AMERICAN!!
Strong people who constantly put up with the prejudice views of other nations but still think good of them.
Famous for comedy and fish n chips and beer. Famous for james bond and the queen and will shakespeare and cups of tea :D
Tip: english people are english, not british. there is a difference!!! xoxo
'english people are from england. scottish are from scotland. irish people are from ireland. welsh people are from wales. these are all different!'
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During morning sex, the man stands over the woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea by pissing on her while whistling like a tea pot.
She was hungry when we woke up, so I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone and give her an English Breakfast.
"If you step out of line again, I will give you an English Breakfastwith puréed crumpets!" James said to Lindsey.
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What happens when you send a bunch of people who can't spell to colonise a continent.
“Hahaha! na, you guys are all right.”
-Flexo
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Something only the English can understand.
Ben and Matt only talk with English grammar.
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Something people of the younger generation have an inexplicable difficulty in expressing. Most notably the use of "American English", a degredation of the traditional language where "peepz speek lik diz, yo!!". Critique is erronously directed towards anybody with half a brain and the sense to realize that using "traditional English" is NOT "old-fashioned" or "geeky".
Conversely, English has already been the most bastardized language over the centuries, having taken many words from multiple languages and confusing the hell out of non-native speakers. But people of today's generation do NOT need to go intentionally out of their way to bastardize this already-confusing language further.
"Hipster": 'Eya homes, whaddup yo?! Layin' th'cuts straight ballinz, fo shizzle?!"
Person who speaks proper English: "Learn some basic English, fucker. I've got no idea what the hell you're saying."
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