Eugen

A gay boy who only pretends to like girls, so that he can please his boy pastor. He loooves his boy pastor. His favourite slogan is “boy do i like being gay”

Eugen only goes to church because he likes watching men towering over large wood (pulpits)

eugene gu

(verb) to fight for a cause and publicly appear virtuous while actually secretly being a pretty scummy human being.

named after famous Twitter troll who notoriously defeated Donald Trump in a lawsuit, who was arrested for allegedly beating his wife a couple times

that Trumper at the capitol invasion eugene gu'd to the max, pretending to fight for police rights while killing a cop in DC!