Petting Eugene

A euphemism for sexual activity, of any kind, esp. when done in the wee hours of the night quietly so as to avoid attention from sleepybois nearby.

Wonton: what were you and Lois doing up so late last night?
Avi: we were petting Eugene...
Wonton: uh huh....”petting Eugene”
Avi: 😳

roan eugene

Literally the best guy ever! KNows how to make you feel better, and can always make you laugh. Even though he is a bit on the sarcastic side, he makes an amazing boyfriend, brother and son. Extremly smart, and fantastic and witty and amazing and also has a big....brain. Easy to love, and you'll never forget him.

Person A: OMG she is so lucky!!
Person B: Why?!?
Person A: She is dating Roan Eugene!!!
Person B:.....LUCKY!!!

eugene gu

(verb) to fight for a cause and publicly appear virtuous while actually secretly being a pretty scummy human being.

named after famous Twitter troll who notoriously defeated Donald Trump in a lawsuit, who was arrested for allegedly beating his wife a couple times

that Trumper at the capitol invasion eugene gu'd to the max, pretending to fight for police rights while killing a cop in DC!