even much more better

A LOT better than something or someone. Can be used by anyone, however it is used by Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.

Crew: It's a key?

Jack: No, It is even much more better...It is a drawing of a key.

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Can't even kink a hose

Used to describe ones lack of skill in normally easy tasks. Like kinking a hose.

Friend one: Man, this guy is so stupid he's doesn't know how to make himself lunch.
Friend two: That guy can't even kink a hose.

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Do you even drift?

A term that Mario Kart players use when insulting a bad Mario Kart driver. Similar to, "do you even lift?"

Dude you got fourth place, do you even drift?

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Do you even lift?

While used frequently in fitness and bodybuilding chatrooms and forums, it is also used as an amusing non-sequitur to express general exasperation or derision in situations not involving fitness or bodybuilding.

The light is green...go! God, do you even lift?

This spreadsheet is all wrong. Do you even lift?

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even much more better

Superlative expressing that something is alot better than something else.
Somtimes used in order with much more better, more better, and better for degrees of relation.

I am even much more better in english then you would ever been or would be.

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evening primrose oil

An oil used to calm PMS (Pre Menstrual Syndrome), common amongst little bitches and a great oil to spike your girlfriend's drink with

George: OMFG WHY DON'T MY FRIENDS EVER LIKE ME AND WHY IS MY BEDROOM A BEDROOM AND WHY DO I HAVE NOTHING I WANT
Alex: drink this fucking evening primrose oil, you turn into a right diva when you are on your period
*drinks oil*
Alex: better?
George: better.

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Even ask my Dad

A term used by highly intellectual people to show proof after making a statement.

I'm gonna be a neurosurgeon and be in the Secret service even ask my dad.

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