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Mr Spears now that Britany Spears is divorcing his white trash ass.
Valentina: did you hear?!
me: about Dakota kicking Rockford's ass?! HELL YEAH! i was there!! cant WAIT to be there next year!!
Valentina: no. about K-Fed...or should i say FED-EX
me: yupp. Mr Spears is getting divorced AND his ass is getting kciked by John Cena on the first day of the new year!!
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1.Someone who you wish would realise their mistake
2."When being right is more important than being friend then that's the end of being friends"
"If they were really your friend they wouldn't want you to apologize" "I want to be your friend again! I'm sick of being a Ex Friend!"
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We've all done it. Sex with an ex.
Usually done after a night of heavy drinking. A follow up of the drunk-dial for a booty call.
Lonely+Drunk= ex-sex
"Can't get warts from her again. I am already carrying that virus. So we decided to have some ex-sex and now she won't leave me alone. I remember why I hated that stanky ho."
"Having a night of ex-sex can lead to a lifetime of hell."
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n. The sex gotten when one breaks up with one's highschool sweet heart and then come back from college at one of the assorted breaks (winter, spring, summer, etc.)
1) "What are you doing over winter break man?"
"Getting some ex sex, how about you?"
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sub species of human being who get really salty because of ensemble stars and left the game only to keep shitting on the game even after years of them leaving the fandom
"someone keep shitting on enstars again"
"oh it must be ex-enstarries"
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"Will you hold my laptop? I'm going to go hit my ex-boyfriend with a waffle iron,"
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Deus Ex is the best pc shooter game second one sux but first owns cept fer all the lag on multyplay but all games have lag... DEUS EX owns you and yer mom
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