someone who gets all the girls and has a massive shlong
βwanna have anal kanye fan?ββno i am to good for you and aim for menβ
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A group of people who defend Nintendo's crappy business practices. Their natural habitat is mostly Twitter.
Guy 1: Bro, 3D All Stars is an effortless cash grab
Guy 2: No it's not
Guy 3: Careful, Guy 2 is a Nintendo fan
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when it's really hot out and between a chick's legs gets sweaty, a snatchbox fan is needed
see snatch
damnit it's fucking hot! ima need me a snatchbox fan to cool down
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A playoff fan is a sports fan who has no interest in a sport or a team during the regular season. But come playoff time, that same fan is transformed into the biggest diehard fan you have ever seen.
Bob did not watch one Laker's game all season, but now that they are in the playoffs, his car is decked out in 100 Lakers flags. What a playoff fan.
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A fan of a sports team only when said sports team is currently winning. Hence, a fan only when the sun is shining.
Person 1: Man the Sharks stink. They lost two in a row.
Person 2: Damn, you're such a sunshine fan Person 1. You weren't bitching a week ago.
Person 1: Crap, you're right, Person 2. I should always support my team.
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As in Konglish, meaning the literal act of dying due to lack of ventilation (especially in a car or restroom).
Koreans will leave windows open even in the dead of winter to avoid the ugly specter of fan death. Ironically, when they go through tunnels they close the windows, selecting the lesser of two evils.
The Korean government has statistics for the number of fan deaths that occur each year. Some theories posit that these deaths are actually the result of domestic violence, which the government denies.
Foreigner: "It's zero degrees, why are the windows open?"
Korean: "Fan death."
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An annoying piece of shit who knows very little about mma. He also shows strong hate towards Khabib Nurmagomedov for no reason other than defeating his idol.
John - his foot was a baloon! He didn't take the fight seriously!
Mary - what's that sook moaning about?
Brendan - just ignore him. Hes a mcgregor fan