fruit salad

The result of a male tucking his genitalia between his legs while keeping his thighs pressed together.

At the end of 'Ace Ventura Pet Detective', a fruit salad is witnessed by the crowd.

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Fruit loop

We use fruit loop to describe someone who has mental problems. Or someone who is just plainly insane. Not mentioning any names.

Boss from work goes mad if you have too many tea's. She is fruit loop.

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fruit fags

When two homosexuals, that are too gay too function, are forced to sleep in different bedrooms because their parents are worried about what will go on at night. All they can do is dream about thier buttsecks.

Fatty and Monty, two fruit fags, talked on thier cell phones to eachother, during a sleepover, becuase they were forced to be so far apart. ):

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Dirty Fruit

Usually a dirty fruit but it could also be in the meaning of hating one, a retarded way to call a fruit "Dirty Dan" like off of your favorite TV episode of spongebob that your quite obsessed with because you have to much time on your hands, a word that somebody is looking for out of some sort of sexuality for satisfaction, or a fun way to start a conversation of an argument with no intentions to hurt one another's feelings!

Dillon: Hey Craig
Craig: What...?
Dillon: Your a dirty fruit!
Craig:...No, your a dirty fruit!

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sex fruit

it's illegal to call your child sex fruit

mum: sex fruit
man: no

snatch fruit

slang for lady goodies.

Chris is wants a piece of that sweet ass snatch fruit.

Bar fruit

An array of disgustingly slimy limes, lemons, cherries, celery, olives and so forth, marinating in a brine of watery acidic juice with discarded pennies, burnt matches and bacteria from filthy hands, in plastic bins with flip tops. These are found by the waitress station at any watering hole or dive bar in most of the world where alcohol is served.

Never, ever, allow a cocktail waitress to serve you a drink garnished with any sort of bar fruit.