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An album of all the people Ive fucked.
Boy: Dirty blonde at 8 o'clock
Girl: Her? She's in my Facebook.
Boy: you fucked her?!
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It's so easy for stalkers nowadays; with twitter, facebook, and myspace, they can get all of our information!
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Facebook is a online site where you can add people you know check there pictures, write on there wall, ect. you can also play games like farmville.
(i click onto my friends facebook profile)
Me : hey u want to go to the cinema later?
-20 mins later-
her: okay sure. what time
me: erm now if u like. the film starts in 20 mins. ly
her: cya there.
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An internet web site created by collegiate snobs for collegiate snobs, which has since been opened up to the masses for advertising and data collection purposes.
"I joined Facebook because everyone else did."
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A social network site that is home to stalkers, rapist, child molesters, teenagers (more girls than boys), collage students, and 8-12 year olds who think its cool to friend random people and will most likey fall victim to a rapist/child molesters due to ignorance of false advertising queers.
And is now becoming home to more stalker/rapists/child molesters because of the new thing coming to their site: a locater that tells where people facebooking on their cell phones or laptops (mobile) are, almost the exact location. coming sometime late 2010 or in 2011 i think.
Smart guy: whoever invented facebook must like allowing people to find other people to stalk/rape/child molest, also its for loser and, according to UD, college kids.
Duhm girl: No, Face book is cool i have like 19539 friends!
Smart guy: do you know any of them?
Duhm girl: uh only 6 or 7.
Smart guy: well have fun getting stalked/ raped/child molested, girl that looks hot but actually is stupid.
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1. a way for people to gossip, or boast about themselves
2. a crutch for losers
3. stalker dreamland
4. a great way for cheating spouses to reunite with skanks
from the past for ass
5. Also known as deathbook and fuckbook
Joe: Hey Bill, remember that hooker Mary from high
school?
Bill: Oh yeah. The one that could suck a basketball through
a tennis racket...chubby cheeks and saddlebags. A
real spoiled twat!
Joe: Right! Thanks to Fuckbook, I mean Facebook, I drilled
her like the slam whore she is while her hubby was at
work and her kids were at school.
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To waste your time stroking your ego, stalking a person you met or barely know, or reuniting with old friends.
I went on facebook today to tell everyone everything i did today, and then-some, and posted random statuses. added 12 people who are friends of friends, and one person I haven't seen in years.
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