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Falcon-crow

To Falcon-crow is a sexual maneuver, often used by couples who want to be sexually adventurous.

After Falcon-crowing, it is usual to tell your significant other that you love them. This attempts to remove the disgust and distress caused by falcon-crowing.

To perform the Falcon-crow, ensure that the lights are off and you are both consenting adults. If not, ensure both parties sign and legal weavers which imply consent. Both parties should drink plenty of water and not have a full stomach. Cramp can occur after more than 10 minutes.

Falcon-crowing usually results in both parties no longer wanting to engage in further sexual exploration as they are either too soar or the cost of plucked feathers was too costly.

Red: How can I satisfy my wife in bed? She wants to be interesting.
Blue: Just Falcon-crow a bit and tell her you love her.
Red: Ka-kaw, Ka-kaw.

by Imoutthere. March 11, 2014


Falcon Punch

When you aim for a persons nose during a fight

Kyle: Hey, did you see the fight in Gym with James and Connor?
Friend: No, What Happened
Kyle: James Falcon Punched Connor In The Nose

by funnypeople08 December 6, 2019


Falcons effect

An effect where your team or another team in sports choke a big lead in a game, mainly when there's barely any time on the clock.

This term originates from Super Bowl 51 (LI) when the Atlanta Falcons stupidly choked a 28-3 lead against the Patriots somehow.

Viewer: "I can't believe my team choked a bloody 2 point lead in soccer!"
Other viewer: "What a Falcons effect!"

by haterzenx May 8, 2023


Marc Falcon

Marc Falcon a kid that created the super-serum and armored flesh, he also banged ur mom

yo, Marc Falcon just mugged ur girlfriend

by Marc F-dog September 3, 2020


Falcon 9

A great rocket which has had a perfect flight record so far, as far as I am aware of. It carries people regularly to the ISS, helps Starlink and does many other crazy shit like landing its first stage upright, ready for refurbishment. The Falcon 9 is developed by the genius inventor and billionaire Elon Musk.

The Falcon 9 is a great rocket

by Xosmic February 16, 2021


Maltese falcon

A Maltese sex position that involves 4 people.

Two couples do the doggy whilst facing each other. On the point of climax, everyone sticks their hands out like a falcon's talons whilst making the Ca-Caw sound.

Can be bumpy. Reminiscent of a Maltese bus.

Hey man, do you and Julia wanna go back to my place. Me and Mary are gonna do the Maltese Falcon and would like you to get involved.

Of course dude! In Malta everything is better with friends!

by Malta Magic April 25, 2018


perenium falcon

A sexual act in which one person rapidly runs their tongue across another person's perenium ('taint' or 'grundle').

While Tommy was eating Kyra's ass, he decided to surprise her by giving her a perenium falcon.

by Phallus_Aurelius November 22, 2021