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When one turns on the shower and subsequently realizes that they need to take a shit, so they turn the shower off.
Guy 1: Dude that was the worlds shortest shower.
Guy 2: No man, I forgot to take a shit before I hopped in.
Guy 1: Oh! Just your good 'ole false start shower. I am good for at least 1 a week.
false alarm boner, or FAB, is when someone says or acts seductively, then quickly ends it or sends bad signals
Person 1: Read this status: This sex, is sex, how sex, you sex, keep sex, a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 seconds. Read this again but don't say sex. ;)
Person 2: aw man i seriously had a false alarm boner going for a second
Woman 1: would you like to give my pussy a bath?
Guy 1: oh man, i would love to!
Woman 1: ok good, my cat is very dirty
Guy 1: oh man what a hard false alarm boner
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Wearing padding to make your butt look better and/or bigger
Guy 1:That girls fine from the back side!
Guy 2:Man, thats a booty pop!
Guy 1:Ugh! Thats false ass-vertisment!
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Currently besotting the 20-something generation. You've graduated college, moved out, perhaps married, you've been climbing that corporate ladder - only to get laid off, divorced and move back in with your parents and start... all over - before the age of 30.
Also applies to those who have climbed the ladder mid-way then realized they don't want to spend the rest of their life in a box, uninspired. May have also returned to home base, also now starting all over.
Members of the False Start Generation may be cohabiting with family members and working at Starbucks or another part-time job while they "figure things out."
A person who seems evil, but is actually good. An example includes Barack Obama.
Person 1: Obama is the devil.
Person 2: No he is a false antichrist that makes him black Jesus.
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when you want to fart but can't because you're in a public place like a department store, so you start one off without letting it get to the point where it actually sounds like a fart. Instead it sounds more like a pop.
I think I’ll be able to pull off a false-start fart over there by that Nautica mannequin.
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An individual who provides false or otherwise unreliable information that is taken as the truth by their associates. This false information is then proven to be in fact false by one of the associates in a socially embarrasing situation that will cause angst towards the supplier of that erroneous information.
Chris told me that Liam Neeson was in the movie Willow, I took this information as fact and when discussing the topic later I was made to look like a fool. He is truly a False Stat Guy.
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