father christmas

An 16th century peadofile who would dress in red and white bearing gifts to ignorant childern. His decendents still abuse there allocated neighbourhoods today, when childern question 'father christmas special gifts' pearents tell them he isnt real.

a man came down the chimney last night, he said i could help him look for his lost baby raindeer.

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mother father

a clean way of saying "mother fucker." just like a gangster, i suppose.

brian: ey, you wanna come over tonight?
jane: you sleeping alone tonight mother father

andrea: ooh myyyyy
chris: oh goddd
andrea: mother father

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Father Gill

Father Gill is a name for the most swagilicious priest you will ever meet. Eminem and Jay Z bow down to him when it comes to rap. Father Gill doesn’t need a microphone, his voice is amplified by the power of his savior. The hip hopiest servant of god you will ever meet!

Wow that guys moves are almost as good as Father Gills Moves to the Rap version of the Our Father!

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father tim

A priest that will stop at nothing to rape children.

Father Tim is coming for me!

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Tupac's Fathers

People who have been said they they have fathered 2Pac:

Legs
Dr. Mutulu Shakur
Billy Garland

pac never knew his "real" father

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mother father

An overly complex way of referring to one's Grandfather.

Yo, look at dat mother father, dawg!

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Father Fucker

1. Stepmother; or girlfriend of a divorced father, especially one difficult to get along with. 2. Any female who has influence over a father and uses it to make his children's life unbearable.

2. My sister has my Dad totally under control: The little father fucker knows how to get her way.

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