Festive liru fucker (real)

HES BACK AND HES CELEBRATING FEELING FESTIVE. HE FUCKS LIRUS. He is a gamer.

Akame (real) (gab) (beta male): lmao hes back
Festive liru fucker (real) (chad): fuck off
Akame (real) (gab) (beta male):*dies*

festive whiffs

Getting of your face on cocaine

You ready for festive whiffs

Foot Festival

Where People Go To Eat Feet.

You Wanna Go The The Foot Festival

festive season

Festy. Anything that is totally gross, or very unpleasent to view or smell.

Guy 1 "Check out that fatty!"
Guy 2 "That shit is festive season"

festive green

A plant-derived illegal substance used in a party, such as marijuana.

Hey dude, I got us some festive greens!

Lombard Lilac Festival

An annual festival in Lombard, IL celebrating the blooming of lilac flowers, the coming of age of prepubescent children and the coming out of the homosexual community... all celebrated parts of Lombard tradition.

Are you going to Chris's house for the Lombard Lilac Festival? We're going to rage tf out of the parade!

Rip Van Winkle festival

When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.

"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"