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Where Jackie and Cindy live. They have no lives and go to white castle everyday. They are fat. Don't be friends with either of them. You will be made fun of and have no life and gain 30 pounds. Plus loose some of your friends. That is all.
Dumb Fuck 1: Hey want to hang out with Cindy or Jackie today in Fair Field?
Dumb Fuck 2: Well it depends do u wanna have no life loose all of your friends and gain 30 pounds?
Dumb Fuck 1: No.
Dumb Fuck 2: Then there is you answer
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Mine Field- (n.)- A room and/or large grouping of uggos duffs and/or grenades, with a complete lack of the normally accompanying hot friends.
"Dude I went to the bar last night. Supposedly it was ladies night, more like giant fat ass space slugs from Star Wars night, dude I walked into a mine field."
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a women like man who plays soccer
Robert Wickham is a field fairy
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Mason Field is happiness itself, he is pure love and joy. There is never a time where you feel alone if you are in the presence of Mason. Mason is the most selfless personal you'll ever come across. He loves with everything he is and he's just so strong as a person. To meet an amazing guy is one thing, but to meet your husband in the most amazing of men is entirely apart. I love you mason field more than anything in the world🤍
When was the best man in the world born?
He was born on the 21st of July and his name is Mason Field!
Sometimes Hunters get hungry while waiting for deer.
Often times they have no other option but to break out their Ranch.
Although usually carnivorous, a hunter sometimes resorts to pouring salad dressing on the grass in front of him and grazing as a mid-day snack.
The Hunter's Code:
When poaching or sitting, waiting and guessing
When the deer aren't here, we use field dressing.
That dude who lurks by the Mrs. Fields shops in popular malls and hits on cute women who stop by. The women have lowered their defenses to focus on their search for desserts, and are therefore vulnerable to the approaches of this man.
*Man approaches Woman gazing longingly at a giant cookie cake*
Man: "Hey there, looks like you've got a sweet tooth. I've got something to fix that..." *winks seductively*
Woman: "Oh gosh you're one of those creepy Mr. Fields dudes, aren't you? Not interested."
The substitution for fuck you in the 1985 movie "The Breakfast Club"
Bender yells "Field you" at the teacher in detention