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When something; mostly the weather is extremely good
The weather in Devon is cracking the flags!
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When one has consumed a particularly dodgy curry or food dish, the results of which are for one to have a severly inflammed sphincter (hence 'jap flag'). There maybe some discomfort when passing faeces. Jap flag is often associated with sibling terms "turtle head (turtling)", "Ring-Stinger" and "touching cloth"
"That was a dodgy curry last night, I think I'm jap flagging"
"I am experiencing a case of Japanese flag"
"Excuse me your majesty, I must depart immediately, I'm touching cloth and being partiotic I hope I dont wave the jap flag"
"That ring stinger has left me with a severe case of Japanese flag"
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The art of claiming items in a community fridge by planting a toothpick flag. You may plant it directly into any food item, or tape it to the side of a beverage. Becomes necessary when writing your name in sharpie doesn't cut it.
Once a system of flag planting is in place, you may also use it to claim un-flagged items. They'll learn the necessity of flag planting very quickly.
"Dude, John keeps stealing all my taquitos."
"Did you write your name on them?"
"That's the messed up part man, I did!"
"You better start flag planting."
"I've been forced to start flag planting to keep these savages off my party leftovers."
"Dude, who flag planted my PBJ?"
"That's your own fault, Tim. You know how it works around here."
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When a guy or male steals the virginity of a woman
Hey tyler, see that banging hot gal over there? You should totally Capture the flag of hers.
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An action that shows very little common sense
All of the signs were there when he was cheating, however she refused to see the Flags On The Field.
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When a group of gay confederate soldiers gathered in a clearing in the woods and after all becoming erect, took turns ejaculating in a common puddle. Most notable flag ponds being found deep in Chesapeake, VA off of Battlefield Blvd.
Hey boys, great battle today... see you guys tonight at the flag pond?
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