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The amount of an illicit substance (typically marijuana) present when a purveyor of drugs (typically a drug dealer) rips off the consumer who has purchased said illicit commodity.
John: “My dealer said he sold me an ounce, but I weighed it and it’s only .79 ounces!”
Fred: “That motherfucker sold you a Florida ounce!”
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Tandem Airboats with Driftcars around a Pool on a Racetrack while a Helicopter flies in and Trucks do tug of war
Hell Yeah Brother thats a Florida Man thing
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A Florida man is a most likely drunk guy that is crazy
Florida Man arrested for ripping locals ballsacks off.
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A reference to MDMA (Ecstasy, Molly, etc.) mixed in water. Users typically drink this mixture throughout the evening from a plastic water bottle.
"What you on, son? Your pupils look huge and you're smiling like crazy."
"I've been drinking that Florida water, bro!"
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The only university in America where the Hare Krishnas, wearing their robes and playing their instruments, greet attendees of all the home football games with their joyous chanting and dancing. Their well-wishers claim "you guys play well every year." Inebriated Gators fans mock or imitate them, especially at the evening games, but they continue undaunted. Occasionally a pair of fans of opposing teams, inspired to dance, swing each other around, to the amusement of all.
University of Florida is a special place.
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An public university located in Gainesville, Florida touted as one of the best universities of the south. However, the arrogant students of this university exagerate this status as the ivy league school of the south. Unfortunately, these students are delusional because their school will never be of the same academic caliber as Duke,Vanderbilt,
Emory, Georgia Tech,Tulane,Wake Forest,College of William and Mary, Johns Hopkins,University of Virginia UNC-Chapel Hill, etc.
UF: I'm proud that I go to UF; it's the ivy league school of the south.
Random Kid: I think you need a breath of fresh air; so please take your head out your ass.
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The thick ass dreads they got in Florida, idk what the other dude talking about. Also known as wicks
Look at them fatass locks on that man heads, boy got some Florida dreads
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