Fool's Simp

A male who treats a female with the respect he would anyone else. Most commonly when their beliefs happen to align on the internet.

"Simp!" John said. "No," James said, "that's a fool's simp you moron!"

Fool's herpes

When you have a pimple on your mouth.

Bob: god damnit! I've got Fool's herpes on my mouth right before my date with Susie!

Rapril Fools

The act of telling a chick you are going to rape them, but then say afterwards "April Fools!"

...but then you actually rape them.

tyrant: I havn't been laid in a minute dawg

Big East: Today is a good day if any to play a Rapril Fools joke on some skanky twat.

Tryant: What is that? I pop out of the bushes with a knife and yell you're gonna get raped, then tell them April Fools?

Big Easy: Yea. Then you rape them.

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buck fool

One that is unpopular because of foolish actions in public.

Gary is such a Buck fool.

epic fool

a person accused or guilty of an epic fail; an idiot

OMG that dude just spilled his drink all over his girlfriend!

Wowww. What an epic fool.

bobo fool

Stupid thiccc bitc

You need to stop
Boy you must think I’m bobo fool

Ruddy fool

British slang (adj). A person who can be described as ruddy
Damned
A sussy baka
An idiot

why are you still reading this.
why do you read about British slang.
amongus

Jonny: "OMG YOU DONT LIKE COCK AND BALL TORTURE?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! YOU GODDAMN RUDDY FOOL
Sally: "Jonny, what the fuck. why are you taking your sterioids with cocaine again. why did you get more amongus imposter body pillows. go fucking kill yourself
Jonny: "FUCK YOU I WANT MY GRILLED CHEES" *shits cutely*