flat-footed

Flat-footed: Slow, behind the times, stupid, dull, dumb. Not fast enough to "catch up".

Jim was caught flat-footed in his response to the question regarding the latest techno gizmo's.

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Foot Dive

Whilst you are having sexual intercourse with your significant other in the doggy style position and your about to nut, you push thier chest to the bed, wrap your legs around and place the palms of your feet on the back of their head and Foot Dive them off the bed as you nut...then respectively make your self a sandwich, like Doctor Doom would

Yo man check it i was F^$%in this girl Shandy last night doggy style and i was about to nut so i pushed her A$$ down put my feet on the back of her head and Foot Dived that trick half way across the room, right as i nutted, then i respectively made my self a sandwich

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Foot-licker

Insult. First appearance used to describe a dog licking a person's foot but sounds like a great insult.

You foot-licker!

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Foot cleavage

skin of the foot that is expose while one is wearing shoes

open toed heels can create some nice foot foot cleavage
thong sandals can create some nice foot cleavage

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Foot job

to place one's cock between a ladies stockinged feet and stroking it to orgasam.

I grabbed her nylon covered feet and fucked them til i shot a hot load all over them, staing her nylons along with her pride

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foot fetish

when feet turn you on

I wish i could see her stick her toe up another chick's ass hole then i would suck her toe and nut all over her hot sexy feet

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Turtles Foot

A special combination of three different strains of marijuana. The combination is then taken eight times, the number of bowls is then represented by levels of the session.

yoooooo maaaan, i fucking took the turtles foot and its likeeee turtles up your face alll the fucking time footing you theirr soliciatizing feet.

the turtle has two turles foot, the other two are liess.!

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