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When you beat your meat, and when you cum, fill it in your foreskin (condoms work too). Then put the foreskin on your meat. Drive to your girl’s house and ask for sex. Before you start, whip off your foreskin and tell her you got a sugary churro for her. ON FORESKIN!
After this party, I’m on foreskinning you so hard!
When you wiggle your uncircumcised penis at your cat and let it hook its claw into your foreskin.
Tammy was pretty pissed all day at work because last night Jeremy decided he’d rather have a nice ol’ foreskin fishook instead of fucking her wretched arse and ended up th the ER
When your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero.
Person 1: "Turns out Jeremy is a foreskin fraud..."
Person 2: "Really! How'd they get caught?"
Person 1: "The was posting foreskin memes before they got outed on Twitter as a cut crusader."
Person 2: "The fuck is a cut crusader???"
Person 1: "Someone who's been circumcised. Dumbass."
Person 2: "Ohhhh. Deserved."
Kayla has a faggot boyfriend named piam foreskin and piam foreskin is gay and like a faggot named jack
Kayla foreskin hates piam foreskin
Where you pull on your foreskin really hard trying to get self circumcision and are not a jew
Bro I did the foreskin grabber last night as this chick likes circumcised penises.
When you jack off so hard your dick changes color 🍆
A: Dude I’ve been getting purple foreskin recently
B: Damn dude u need to get yourself a gf
The act of removing foreskin to become a gay furry aswell as this being a commonly used nickname for people with the name Jake and a last name starting with F
Your such a Jake foreskin