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Shut The Fuck Up Day takes place on April 17 where everyone stops talking, and whoever talks is automatically a homosexual.
Oh shit it's Shut The Fuck Up Day time to shut the fuck up
July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.
Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."
Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."
Chad: "Can we still fuck?"
Brenda: "lol ya"
Fuck a homie day is a day where you fuck a homie duh
Homie 1 "Dude, you have a nice ass can I fuck it?"
Homie 2 "Ofc you can, it's fuck a homie day ;) "
On August 5th is Fuck a homie day is a day where you fuck a homie duh
Homie 1 "Dude, you have a nice ass can I fuck it?"
Homie 2 "Ofc you can, it's fuck a homie day ;) "
A day where all the Jeremy can fuck who they want
Guy 1 : Dude tomorrow is fuck a Jerem day
Jeremy : uWu
On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!
January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko
November 19th is International Fuck The Police Day. A decade-spanning American tradition, celebrants gather on this day each year to break the law together. Originally celebrated simply by smoking lots of weed in a large group, now in the post-prohibition era International Fuck The Police Day is celebrated in myriad ways, including consuming drugs, shooting guns, and setting off fireworks.
November 19th is coming up, what are your plans for International Fuck The Police Day?