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July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.
Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."
Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."
Chad: "Can we still fuck?"
Brenda: "lol ya"
Fuck a homie day is a day where you fuck a homie duh
Homie 1 "Dude, you have a nice ass can I fuck it?"
Homie 2 "Ofc you can, it's fuck a homie day ;) "
On August 5th is Fuck a homie day is a day where you fuck a homie duh
Homie 1 "Dude, you have a nice ass can I fuck it?"
Homie 2 "Ofc you can, it's fuck a homie day ;) "
October 26th is National Fuck an Asian day, be it your girlfriend/boyfriend or fuck buddy. As it is the day, if they are Asian they must comply or be banished form society and never get to ride that dick ever again.
Dude, I was in South Korea for National Fuck a Asian day and now I have like twenty STDs! Bro lucky!
we all hate generic object battle its so gross!!! so hate it. happens any day
"wanna hate gob today man?" "YES YES!!!" "i love fuck gob day."
The day where anyone can do anything to Rev including decapitation, all illegal actions are considered legal on this day to be commited to Rev, Rev can be beaten,killed, etc.
"are you gonna participate in Fuck Rev Day tommorow
On april 10th everyone says "Fuck snowblind". No one likes snowblind he touch kids.
"its national fuck snowblind day tomorrow"