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The crap that sticks to the pizza or food item when dropped on a dirty floor wet side down.
Oh shit! since I ate that pizza off the floor, I have fur monkeys caught in my throat.
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Doug, Doug-par-Deux a Character from the short story, The shady Tree and the Pineapple Cover up. He is a half breed between human and tree giving him super human strength. He can Squash an Egg with his World Ending Fist. He is a Sex Panther when it comes to the opposite sex. If the world Ended he could rappidly replentish the worlds population like a rabbit on Extacy. Can Grow a beard that rivals jesus. and Drives a Jeep.
wow he is such a Douglas fur right now!!!
the ladies always like to touch my doug
then she pulled out my Doug
I am going to take a doug(shit) right now
make like a tree and get the fuck out of here
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fur-month is like fur-day but it lasts for the entire Febuary. if you have a furry friend you have to do something that furries do that makes them happy.
Furry: Hey, it's fur-month
Friend: Oh, what do you wanna do?
Furry: Hey, it's fur-month
Friend: Oh, what do you wanna do?
Furry: Let's change your profile pictrure to something about furries! ^^
Friend: Sure, it makes you happy i guess.
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the act of transferring unwanted clumps of pubic hair from your mouth to another's, usually in the form of a kiss. Typically fur balling occurs during oral sex with an ill groomed partner.
OMG did you hear what happened to Laura last night?!?" | "No What?" | "Ryan was eating her out and started fur balling her" | "Ewww, serves the bitch right. She'll never miss another Brazilian wax!
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the member of the male genetalia, penis, ANTONYM for fur burger of the female genetalia
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Female genitals, specifically the vagina.
"I am going to get some fur diaper tonight!"
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The stinging rug burn on your shaft from your girl's hairy furburger after a session of intense slamming.
Friend 1) "Yo Rick why you walking funny?"
Friend 2) "Me and Kim fucked so hard her Hair Nest she gave my Johnson a fur burn. Girl's gotta trim that beaver!
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