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giving head to avoid sex
"i was tired, i just gave him head, it's like a get out of jail free card!"
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An excuse to get someone to shut up.
"Hey how was your day?"
"Sorry, I'm getting the oxen out of my bed."
"Oh, alright."
Something you don't have. And I don't have.
"Man, wish I had a get out of jail free card!"
something that you wished you had but don't unless your stinking rich.
"Hey man, do you have a get out of jail free card?"
"No, i'm not rich"
Wait,What?!! You really looked this up? Well umm... it's a angry uber driver meme. JUST LOOK UP SEX IT'S PRACTICE THIS OK.JESUS
YOU ARE AT THE HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATION IS RIGHT H E RE GET OUT OF MY CAR NOW!
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It's what you tell someone when they are acting whiny, bitchy, or are taking something way too serious.
"That's not even something to joke about..."
"Oh, get the thumb out of your vagina."
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Getting your nuts out of the pond refers to the act of losing your virginity or having sexual intercorse. This phrase is typically used by sexually active men in an attempt to frustrate and mess with younger men.
Gino: Now that you transferred out of that all-boys school, you need to talk to chicks and start getting your nuts out of the pond.
Jake: Ok! I know! Leave me alone.
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