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Plant a garden

To smoke some weed; get high, with everyone around you thinkin your talkin bout actual gardening. Use terms like garden tools (pipes/paraphenielia) Seeds/plants (weed) Gardeners (stoners) Green house (hotbox) And farmers (dealers)

Him: Hey lets plant a garden!
Him2: man are you a fuckin faerie?
Him:Nahh! i mean PLANT A GARDEN smoke some bud!
Him2: Oh werd! lets have a sesh!
Him:ive got the seeds, garden tools and the hoes! ;)

by Tease;) December 17, 2010


Nathan gardener

A peculiar lad to be honest, often finds humour in perverted or repulsive images to show to friends or foes.

Nathan gardener showed me a picture of poop where it shouldn’t be.

by Mr-Billinge89 April 14, 2023


fear garden

A vocaloid song, it's a very spooky song. Shivers ye timbers even.

The song is sang by Rin, and it's about her decapitating the hands off others and planting them in her garden hence making her garden feared hence the name, 'fear garden'.

Alot like Smile HD, kids found it, watched it, and got nightmares from it.

The only ones who know of this song are either:
1. People who watched it as a child and got scarred for life from it
2. A hard-core vocaloid fan
3. A member of the osc (If you know, you know)

It's also my personal favorite vocaloid song.

Person 1: hey, do you like vocaloid?
Person 2: yea.
Person 1: what's your favorite vocaloid song?
Person 2: fear garden, you should check it out.
Person 1: neat, gonna search it up on YouTube right now.. WTF-

by Freaky fella December 2, 2022


The garden hose

When a female puts their thumb over the hole of the vagina, thus creating a pressurised stream to increase standing accuracy.

man Jenny gave me the garden hose, she garden hosed the shit out of me last night!

by Finlonger September 25, 2014


Weting the garden

Using water and a garden hose to fuck yourself until your dick turns ashy.

"Billy go wash the pavement"

"Ok"

3 minutes later.

"Billy, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Weting The Garden, its the new black"

by Definitions4Days November 25, 2013


Garden chicken

A chicken, in a garden (verb)

Look at that garden chicken, just garden chickening

by Teeheefr January 14, 2023


country garden

what stoners use to make themselves smell good after chiefing. its made by glade and can be found at your local cvs. when you smell it it makes your knees week and you have a burst of excitement, especially after smoking.

yo i smell like shit! ohh dude les stop by cvs and get some country garden!

by scoobilydooped June 7, 2010