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When you fart in an elevator and walk out just as someone enters and the doors close before they have any chance of escape. Much like the dutch oven, it will render your victim helpless and paralyzed.
As she was leaving the building, Sarah gave yet another victim an unexpected gas chamber.
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Excuse my flatulence, please.
Pardon the gas,
it had to pass,
unfortunately for you,
it came out my ass!
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Any female who hoes around behind gas stations (gas) sucking the cock (guzzla) for money.
Friend #1: Get a load of that skank behind that shell station.
Friend # 2: Oh yeah, total gas guzzla.
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Knocking "Got Milk?" off its throne, ...
This is now a more common sarcastic or rhetorical question in the age of high oil prices.
The Gas Comparator Widget for Macs is very popular as consumers shop for lower fuel prices in their area.
TEEN1: "Hey, let's go cruisin' and maybe stop at Sonic Drive-In."
TEENS 2,3&4: "GOT GAS?!"
TEEN1: "Yashure, just filled up with dad's card."
TEENS 2,3&4: "Cool. Coz we barely got enough for fries."
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To gas up your ride and leave without paying. Like dine and dash but gas and go.
Scott and Sam went to get some gas and when they pushed the "Pay Inside" button the people inside turned the gas pump on. When their ride was full of gas they hung the pump up real quick and drove off without paying for a perfect gas and go.
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gassing someone is when you compliment them and send them emojis basically saying they look fine and then they get happy
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