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The act of sexual intercourse with someone whom you have feelings(wife) or minimal respect for(girlfriend; friendly work acquaintance). The act includes, but not limited to, semi aggressive pile driving in missionary, or doggy style positions. Ass spanking, light name calling(mild profanity as not to offend), while keeping respect and dignity in tact for the recipient. The ultimate goal in this scenario is to have a functional relationship upon completion of the act with the hopes of a repeat if mutally desired.
Joe: "Hey man, how did your happy hour turn out last night?"
Mike: "My wife was pretty horny and in a good mood afterwards, so I issued her a Gentleman's Pounding!"
Joe: " Nice Dude!"
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the proper act of flushing one's toilet mid-way whilst taking a dump
usually a precautionary action in order to avoid clogging the toilet
especially important when plumbing is mediocre, and strictly unnecessary on aircraft lavatories
it has nothing to do with poker
after Thanksgiving most people usually forget the Gentleman's Flush and end up clogging their toilets.
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Someone who likes to "get it on" with dead dudes.
Alec Baldwin portrayed the "Gentleman Ghost" in an episode of SNL.
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A term used to describe a guy who appears to be amazing but eventually turns out to be ordinary.
He used to be so sweet & then he turned into a northern gentleman...
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The sexual organs of a human adult male.
A boxer should avoid being penalized for hitting his opponent in the gentleman's area.
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Noun: A style of hair introduced to the world via the Andrew DeWitt Show (podcast). If you ask for the gentleman's hair cut the hair dresser will cut your hair however he or she feels is fit for a gentleman.
Man: I would like the gentleman's cut.
Hairdresser: The what?
Man: You know, something modern.
*Gets out clippers
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The "perfect gentleman" is a man who has so much respect for women that instead of seeking sex, insists on having test tube babies with an attractive partner.
This man also most likely is a person who pees without ever touching his penis.
Perfect Gentleman: "Phwoar! You're hot! I'd love to fertilise your eggs!"
Attractive woman: *strange look*
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