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The invisible creatures who sneak into your empty, locked car and crank up the volume on the stereo so that it blares at 120 decibels when you return to the car and turn on the ignition. Some people mistakenly believe this phenomenon is due to the periodic cranking up of the stereo that takes place during a long drive, when in actuality it's due to the Volume Gnomes.
I think I'm going deaf. When I turned on my car, my Led Zeppelin CDwas playing at full blast. Volume Gnomes must've snuck in and cranked it up.
A pretty fly guy.
Dude that guy is soooo cool. He's such a Sucker Gnomes.
Standing still in a crouched position for a prolonged period of time while playing dodge ball to avoid being hit by the ball.
Quit garden gnoming and play fair!
Not to be mistaken for the Golden Deuce, the Throne Gnome is a turd that sits alone in the toilet, in the absence of toilet paper. This differs from the Golden Deuce in that toilet paper was indeed required, but was deposited elsewhere so as to imply that no toilet paper was used. Typically, this garners a much grander response when the turd is enormous, semi-soft, or both. Bonus points are awarded for floaters.
Man, I just went to drop a deuce, and there was a throne gnome in the toilet.
A garden gnome is a small statue placed in garden by old people.
Hey, look, a garden gnome with a green hat on. I'll steal him, and add him to my collection.
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A moniker for Justin.tv streamer Steven "Destiny" Bonnell Jr the 2nd. In February of 2014 while livestreaming Bonnell accidentally spilt a jar of gravy all over his blue trenchcoat, eventually leading chat to refer to him as the "Gravy Gnome" with the name sticking ever since.
After rescuing the swedish princess from the evil warlord known as Max, the Gravy Gnome and his beloved set off into the sunset...
A short stupid unfunny man whos name is actualy tiger. also created battle 4 le funny and microsecondly object show.
wow your as unfunny as Gnome Gnomerson.