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Befriended behind your back
Mike told you that? That's a lie.....I can't believe he pulled a Hag-A-Dus
An obviously aged woman who dresses age inappropriately, wears too much makeup, but still has some level of sex appeal.
She looks like Barbies great grandmother , what a hag doll. She must shop at Forever 49.
Someone who likes to compliment people, but sadly not to his/her face.
That Ass Hag needs to grow a pair and say it to her face!
When the lips,and clitoris of one's Vagina become so distended and floppy that it instantly brings to mind what one would think a Hag's
Meat funnel would look like.
"No way don't do it man,I've seen her naked.Her pussy is totally Hag Beef."
"Ugh,I was watching this porn,every chick in it was rocking some major Hag Beef."
"I'm down for some Hag Beef sandwiches."
A Jack-hag is usually any female (especially young adult females) who try to date every Michael Jackson impersonator she sees.
Billie Jean is such a Jack-hag. She hooked up with one MJ impersonator in Las Vegas last week and then she hooked up with another in New York this week. She even has her eye on MJ female drag king! She won't date anyone unless the person looks like Michael Jackson.
Every April 5th citizens of Fairmont BC wake up to one of the worst hangovers of all time. The day is dedicated to making pledges never to drink again though few ever follow through with the desired action. The morning is spent looking up into the crisp April air wondering what happened. Showering and changing clothes are also prohibited during the day of hag, along with making yourself looking presentable.
Are you going shopping today?
No, celebrating day of hag, and still too drunk to drive.
Roll down your window, your stench is worse than from Day of Hag