half-ass

(adj). Something incomplete or downright lame, disappointing in its partial quality. Often a task given to a teenage student is done in a half-ass manner.

You are an hour late and telling me you couldn't get a cab? That's a half-ass excuse!

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half expect

When you don't honestly believe something to be the case, but wouldn't be surprised if it turned out to be true.

My friend was so crazy, I half expected him to actually jump off the water tower into a tub of jello when the radio station offered him $10.

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Half Sour

A hot, sweaty, vinegary cock n' balls. Usually the post work out or hot, humid day kind.

I just got back from the gym and Sonja dropped my shorts and started sucking my cock. Guess she didn't mind the half sour.

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Stroke and a Half

Synonomous with "douchebag" type characters. When calling someone a stroke isn't quite enough, you fall back on this one. Just like the shift from douchebag to douchenozzle.

Singular: That kids a stroke and a half.
Plural: The Zet's are strokes and a half.

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no half measures

No half measures refers to killing all assholes while you still can

Walt , after that guy killed his wife, I can only tell you , no half measures

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Half Leg

A Half Leg, is a massive shit that reaches the water without breaking.. Name derived from the size equivalent from the ankle to knee

May require scissors ..

Best place to do a half leg is hanging over the grand canyon or a bottomless pit

Caution: Never do a half leg in a plane or a construction site port-a-loo

oh my god, ive done a half leg!!!

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half-minded

When one's mind is half made up.

He had a half-minded plan to rob the bank but could not become fully vested in the plan because there were too many uncertainties in the scheme.

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