Hank Aaron Hailstorm

While having sweet doggy style intercourse with a female, you proceed to deficate in your hand and toss it up into the ceiling fan, thus creating a hail storm of feces.

I was totally porking susan last night and i decided to hank aaron hailstorm that hoe!

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Hank Williams jr

A absolute legend. A man of all men. Someone who will put you in your place. A man of word and dignity.

Person:I’ve never heard of Hank Williams jr.
You:you’re telling me you’ve never heard bocephus’s amazing voice? Let me change your life.
Them: shoot okay

Hank Hill Ass

Just Google a picture of Hank Hill’s Ass. The opposite of a Dump Truck Ass

Dude, that girl has Hank Hill Ass. You can iron clothes on her back.

Tom Hanks Feeling

The feeling from roughly 8-10 mins into Saving Private Ryan where Tom hanks is shitting himself, going pale on the beach.

The intense feeling of realising the shit you truly are in/experiencing.

Me: Shit, work is busy as fuck

Friend: Yeah but look at the door, more people are coming

*camera zooms into face, "Tom Hanks feeling" felt. high pitched whine in background*

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Jesus Hank Christ

For years people have used the expression "Jesus H Christ" without knowing what the H stands for. The H stands for Hank.

"Jesus Hank Christ! Nick wont stop peeping."

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Hank the asphyxi wank

The name given to people guilty of carrying out the act of having a wank while asphyxiating one's self!

Sam caught Andy having a asphyxi wank...

Sam shouted "OMG Andy you're having and asphyxi wank, from now on I'm gonna call you Hank the asphyxi wank!!"

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Tom Hanks your ass

To use Tom Hanks to counter the movie someone just said during a game of Shenanigans.

"Don't say The Green Mile or he'll Tom Hanks your ass!"

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