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What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024


happen buttock

ok

do you want to go tenth pub?
happen buttock

by 2nildown May 15, 2022


Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe

Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe

Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe

by Handle100 August 8, 2023


KIRR HAPPENS

Causing your team to lose.

Yo we were up 15 points and "KIRR HAPPENS"

by Rosewood15 January 8, 2024


KIRR HAPPENS

Yo we were up 15 points and then "KIRR HAPPENS"

Yo we were up 15 points and then "KIRR HAPPENS

#kirrhappens

by Rosewood15 January 8, 2024


The Gusalim Happened

another definition of "anak tolol lu" which means dumbass

"i forgot to bind my account to google play"
"The Gusalim Happened"

by Tratto21 May 15, 2023


It's just going to keep happening 😭

The death of freedom

Not Hym "It's just going to keep happening 😭"

Hym "Why would it not?"

by Hym Iam January 25, 2024