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When you get the chance to room with a guy/girl with the last name Hickey so you don’t have to hold yourself accountable for giving / receiving a hickey because you’ll get one every night.
My friend Nolan was really fucking horny for sex but luckily he made it to Hickey Heaven and didn’t need additional pleasure
The place that all dogs go where they die. If you believe in heaven, then when you die you will go to heaven and see your doggy.
"My doggy just died... I hope he went to doggy heaven!"
Your perfect partner on your worst days. You can rant to them anytime. Definitely more reliable than your ex.🤗True to their name, they give you the goodness of heaven and protect you from life’s hell.🥰
“Wow I’ve had the worst week, I could really use some Heaven and Hell right now”
Blud thinks he's on the urban dictionary💀
oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, we're in heaven OH OOOH OH OH
as we wind on down the road
our shadows taller than our soul
there walks a lady we all know
who shines white light and wants to show
everything still turns to gold
and if you listen very hard
the tune will come to you at last
when all are one and one in all
to be a rock and not to roll!
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The heaven you go to if you are a penguin of course. It should be terrible when you die but fear not! Penguins get to live forever in this land called penguin heaven, and the most exciting thing about it, is that it is made of ice cream! So much ice cream in so many flavours it's like an ice cream version of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory! Yay ice cream!!
Ah, it's a shame i have to go... but woop woop i'm a penguin so therefore i can go to penguin heaven and eat infinity tonnes of ice cream foreverrr :D
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when you are a horrible person by default but on occasion, do something nice which gives you a 'point' into possibly getting into heaven
Friend said she was hungry so I gave her my second reese's cup. Heaven points for me.
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