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A Helen Keller Moment is an experience of extraordinary insight that cannot be explained by simple linear reasoning.
I was fucking blind and deaf and a lady ran water over my hand while making finger gestures into my other hand and I figured out that shit meant water. -Helen Keller (having the canonical Helen Keller Moment)
This sex act is highly contagious. It involves seducing a nun with two men. Both of these will feed the nun with cheesy gordita crunches laced with laxatives. Afterwards, the two men will pour chili down the nun's ass and proceed to ass fuck her. Soon, she will not feel good as her stomach starts to ache and this is when you should prepare for eruption. The two men lay below the nun and the nun finally let's out the biggest, bloodiest shit, erupting onto the mens' face while proceeding to announce verses from the bible. This sex act reenacts the Mt St Helen eruption in 1980. This sex act is highly encouraged as you become closer to god and understand the full capability of a volcanic eruption.
Hey man. You wouldn't believe what sister Lisa let Dan and I do. She let us try a Mount Saint Helen on her.
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A misunderstanding of the old scientist/techie joke that a millihelen is the amount of beauty needed to launch one ship. Milli- is the international scientific prefix for 1/1000. Most international units are named after someone -- watt for power, newton for force, ampere for current, and so on. Scientists, techs, and gears who work with those prefixes all the time often attach them to all sorts of made-up units. So a megahelen would be the beauty of a face that launched a billion ships (one million times one thousand) and a nanohelen would be the face that launched one millionth of a ship (one billionth times one thousand). Millihelen worked better a few decades ago when newspapers and TV news often carried stories about ship launchings, because usually the woman christening the ship launch was a First Lady, the Queen, or some senator or lord's wife (what nowadays we call a first wife, the one before the trophy wife), and thus a lizardy old bag that was only sort of recognizably female.
"That one's a mini-Helen."
"Unless she's a real cute midget, you mean she's got about a millihelen. Go back to chemistry class and stop getting your science from Star Trek reruns!"
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The act of 6 or more men surrounding a female who is kneeling down between them. Each male takes a turn ejaculating in her mouth and she is not aloud to spit or swallow the ejaculation. When the last male ejaculates in the females mouth, she will lay on her back and the last male will spread apart his buttocks cheeks and sit his anus directly over her mouth. He then reaches both hands behind his back and slaps the females cheeks causing the ejaculate from the females mouth to shoot out into his anus.
If ever involved in a mouth st. helens I will attempt to ejaculate quickly.
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When I chick gets a wad in both eyes, both ears, and still has a cock in her mouth so she can't yell.
Rita got a Helen Keller pirate during initiation into the back row fraternity.
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When you're starting the phrase "Go to Hell" But then some person of awesome authority that causes you to be respectful is in hearing proximity and you mention your wicked cool friend Helen from science class on how she's doing on her non-existent science project.
Douche: Shut the fuck up!
You: Go to h-
*Old Spice Guy swan dives in*
You: I mean.. Go to Helen's house to pick up our non-existent science project..
Douche: Oh, 'kay sure. Helen's a cool person.
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