hi

A word you would use to great someone.

Hi how are you?

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hi

To greet someone when you first see them.

Steve: Oh hi Justin how are you?
Justin: Hi Steve I'm doing well today, thank you.

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hi

Ok, let's be honest over here. If you're looking up the word hi, you're probably really bored, and need something to do. Seriously, look up a more intresting word, like zither, quixotic, or schadenfreude. But, if for some inexplicable reason you are here for any other reason than being bored or an alien trying to learn the English language, then let's put it like this. Spelled HI, prounced exactly the way it looks, and means "to greet someone or something."

EVERYBODY ELSE:

bob: hi lindy
lindy: hi bob how are you?

ME:
me: hi chair, how are you?

*crickets chirping*

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hi

Mostly used before anal

I like hi before anal

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Hi-by

when someone walks by you and says hi, without stopping to chat

Moesha did her usual morning hi-by to me, while I was chillin' in my cubicle!

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HIS

Abbreviation for 'Hormonally Induced Sassiness'.
The behavioral change a woman undergoes during the onset of her menses.
Symptoms of HIS include but are not limited to:
- Decreased ability to put up with lame jokes.
- Increased activity in the region of the frontal lobe that is primarily responsible for interpreting and delivering sarcasm.
- Bloating, tenderness, changes in appetite.

"She didn't mean it dude; she's got HIS."
"Oh, I thought it was PMS."

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HI...

A greeting, usually accompanied by "GO FUCKING DIE!"

Rob: HI...
Bob: hi
Rob: GO FUCKING DIE
Bob jumps off a bridge and fucking dies

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