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Having a wank in the shower
Got a date tonight so I'm going to have a Hilary (Swank)-shower wank) before I go out in case I get laid, so I can last longer!
Anyone named Jorge. Will always make you laugh. The funniest person you have ever met. Very adorable. Best smile award. Can make you smile no matter what.
Have you met Jorge? He’s heckin hilarious!
1: You know what St. Hilary School is?
2: See St. Hilary’s
The act of cumming in a cup then sprinkling somebody’s ashes in the cup to form a sticky grey liquid (hilary clinton juice)
Don’t drink that hilary clinton juice, it tastes like shit
A fact that has no basis for actual facts and can change in order to fit the current campaign or argument. Lacks morals and or basis in reality...
Hilary believes in gay marriage
Hilary fact