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When an erect penis is placed inside the hole of a bagel and the bagel is then spun around in a fashion resembling that of a hula hoop.
Peter was disqualified from the Jewish Hula Hoop World Series (JHHWS) after testing positive for Viagra.
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Hoop-deeja vu is essentially deja vu with cars, usually beat up, trashy, ghetto, rusted out, rolling pieces of shit, a.k.a. a Hoop-dee, hoopty, or hooptie, or any generally recognizable car or driver.
Homie 1: "Yo, mane, I just seen some crazy shit."
Homie 2: "Yo, what happened, homie?"
Homie 1: "Bru, I just seen a busted ass hoop-dee roll by and then another one of them mutha fuckas that looked just like that shit went by after that. Shit was trippy, mane."
Homie 2: Word, damn, that's some major "hoop-deeja vu" right there, homie.
Homie 1: Mos def.
To have a shit where the toilet is the hoop and your shit is the ball
Man i just had to shoot some hoops cause I was touching cloth I wouldnt go in there for a while the rims a little dirty
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A women, with an abnormally large cooter and the ability to swallow an entire XL penis (balls included) with her meatwallet.
The real talent begins when after the partner's "shit" has been engulfed in her hotbox, the Hoola Hoop Ho (HHH) begins to rotate around the male's package in a clockwise (sometimes counter-clockwise) motion
This can only be done by sluts, tramps, common street whores
"That Hoola Hoop Ho swallowed my balls" - paid lobbyist
Jeff: What the hell is a Hoola Hoop Ho?
Chris: the act of said ho sitting on your shit, and rotating her hips as if she is supporting a hoola hoop
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Big hoop energy is knowing your self worth. Loving yourself, being powerful, sassy and not tolerating any bullshit.
Mostly referred to people who wear big hoops or seem like they would be confident enough to. Potentially hoes but proud of it.
They have big hoop energy! I admire them
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when you are excited (does not have to involve basketball) often times the speaker is lying on their back and raises their pelvis upward but this is optional
Teacher: everyone got A's on their tests!
Black kids: HOOP DREAMS BAWLLIN!!
Verb, act of slinging your knees up while pulling yourself up. Used for jumping fences and cheating during a workout routine.
Do not hoop di doop durring a pull-up that is cheating.
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